Fish Stick Riot

letsallgotothelobby:

“We’re proud to announce Internet Explorer is coming to Xbox”

nosdrinker:

“ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the lord of darkness… SATAN!”

*satan rides out on a segway, pumping his fists and waving the new eternal contract he’s signed with microsoft*

bluekindofmusic:

if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement

and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some states, you can also be charged with manslaughter

do people not realize this or

killself:

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

jimfaindel:

highfunctionlunacy:

hyperrikku17:

tforge13:

daisybagels:

ninja46464:

tyriantyrant:

mintypanda:

bronzebabybull:

sassy-lesbian-pineapple:

saturntheater:

Holy dicks we are a force

No, we are legion.

but if we have ships that’d make us an amada. no, the fucking navy.

the notes

W3 H4V3 DON3 OUR DUTY W3LL L3T US C3L3BR4T3 

Mother of god

(Source: thanhv)