A collection of strange things

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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

(Source: heleanorcalder)

God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are moral punishments and then we get all shocked when they don’t practice rational risk management of biological conditions. We teach them “sex is super desirable and all the cool kids do it, and it’s hideously shameful and will destroy your life” and we wonder why they act an eensy bit neurotic about it. If you tried to design a system for making sexually active kids confused and unsafe, you couldn’t do much better than the American media and school system.

And for once, the answer is relatively simple. Just talk about sex like it’s a part of life. Some people have sex and some people don’t, because people are different. STIs aren’t bad because they’re Dirty Crotch Rot; they’re bad because they’re contagious illnesses like strep throat or whooping cough, and you can ask a doctor to check for and treat them just like you would with strep throat. Unwanted pregnancy isn’t a scarlet A; it’s a mostly-preventable accident that sometimes occurs when people are going about their normal business of having sex. You can ask the school counselor about a variety of topics, including career planning, problems at home, questions about sex, or conflicts with teachers.

If we could just get the goddamn stick out of our collective ass and accept that sex is a human activity and teenagers are humans, maybe there wouldn’t be quite so many plaintive “I don’t understand my body and I’m confused and scared and I don’t know anyone I can ask in person” messages flying out into the world.

—The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)

(Source: fuckyeahsexpositivity)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

(Source: soolongsoldier)

castiel-winchesterr:

Still one of the coolest adverts for a tv series i’ve ever seen

castiel-winchesterr:

Still one of the coolest adverts for a tv series i’ve ever seen

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  • Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
  • Johnny Depp: Yes.
aquabreeze:

stfuconservatives:

envynervine:

envynervine:

lavaire:

lavaire:

So this happened this morning, and we just got how much everything is going to cost in a phone call.. 

Meet Belle. She’s a 6 month old sweetheart who loves everyone she meets and especially loves to snuggle at the foot of her mama’s bed every night.
Well, last night while me and my girlfriend were asleep, Belle fell off the bed and fractured her elbow on the hardwood floor. We woke up when we heard her cry and immediately had her rushed to the vet as soon as we could. 
The vet just told us the surgery she would need would cost around $3000, and with only one of us working a dead end job and a rent to pay, we simply can’t afford the surgery without help. 
So for the next few days we have to keep her all wrapped up and on the couch which being as she’s a puppy is just not an option!
Belle would really appreciate any help! I really hope she can go out and be the little playful puppy she used to be again. 

Thanks so much everyone.

My pug really needs your help! T_T
If you could here’s where you can donate, Signal boost if you can’t please! 
I’m sorry for the long post but we’re in a really tough situation… 


Another picture of the baby napping u vu <3 

Okay so I’ll do ANYTHING now:
Fanfiction? You got it.
Fan Art? I can’t draw for beans but I sure can try
Pixels? Sure why not?
Sprite Edits? Eden and I can work something out
Props/Comissions: As long as you can cover shipping to your destination separately, I will do it.
Jewelery? Sure. I just found my old kit, and steampunk gears.
I Will Do ANYTHING
Please guys. The job hunt has been bone Dry! I’ve gone so far as to put my resume on Craigslist. 
Please! Anything helps period.
Signal boosts are epic just please help if you can!
If you don’t want to go through GoFundMe, please send me an ask, they do take money from us, anyway.

Please signal boost. We haven’t gotten anywhere recently and we’re falling behind in payments now. :c

I had to take my dog to the vet last week. She needed x-rays and medication and shots for a spinal injury, but fortunately, no surgery. Signal boosting because vet bills are the worst.

HELP THIS PUPPY

aquabreeze:

stfuconservatives:

envynervine:

envynervine:

lavaire:

lavaire:

So this happened this morning, and we just got how much everything is going to cost in a phone call.. 
Meet Belle. She’s a 6 month old sweetheart who loves everyone she meets and especially loves to snuggle at the foot of her mama’s bed every night.
Well, last night while me and my girlfriend were asleep, Belle fell off the bed and fractured her elbow on the hardwood floor. We woke up when we heard her cry and immediately had her rushed to the vet as soon as we could. 
The vet just told us the surgery she would need would cost around $3000, and with only one of us working a dead end job and a rent to pay, we simply can’t afford the surgery without help. 
So for the next few days we have to keep her all wrapped up and on the couch which being as she’s a puppy is just not an option!
Belle would really appreciate any help! I really hope she can go out and be the little playful puppy she used to be again. 
Thanks so much everyone.

My pug really needs your help! T_T

If you could here’s where you can donate, Signal boost if you can’t please! 

I’m sorry for the long post but we’re in a really tough situation… 

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Another picture of the baby napping u vu <3 

Okay so I’ll do ANYTHING now:

Fanfiction? You got it.

Fan Art? I can’t draw for beans but I sure can try

Pixels? Sure why not?

Sprite Edits? Eden and I can work something out

Props/Comissions: As long as you can cover shipping to your destination separately, I will do it.

Jewelery? Sure. I just found my old kit, and steampunk gears.

I Will Do ANYTHING

Please guys. The job hunt has been bone Dry! I’ve gone so far as to put my resume on Craigslist. 

Please! Anything helps period.

Signal boosts are epic just please help if you can!

If you don’t want to go through GoFundMe, please send me an ask, they do take money from us, anyway.

Please signal boost. We haven’t gotten anywhere recently and we’re falling behind in payments now. :c

I had to take my dog to the vet last week. She needed x-rays and medication and shots for a spinal injury, but fortunately, no surgery. Signal boosting because vet bills are the worst.

HELP THIS PUPPY